W.hat T.he F.uck

..............yea so basically, if you have been keeping up with my Blog posts, you may have noticed there has been way to many issues lately. Can't a guy just freak'n relax and play FFXI while drinking his Screwdrivers? Well anyway, Last nights issue all began when I implanted the Removable HardDrive from my Broken X-Box into my new shiney one. This should be Easy right? So I'm gonna use my Staples Easy Button. /em presses the easy button. I log into X-Box live and watch POL load up.....and then....... I watch POL shut down. A message then appears on the screen that I need to reInstall POL because there is a error in the last download and that it cannot be repaired. /em presses the easy button.....again... 4 minutes later it is completed and I restart the X-Box. Now X-Box is telling me I need a update for X-Box Live. So...I update X-Box Live. /em slams the easy button with his fist and says "Work you Fucker" 5 more minutes goes bye.....I reboot my X-Box, sign into X-Box Live, and jump onto POL. Now POL needs a update. /em waits a second then slams the easy button harder and lets out a huge fart because he ate a whole can of beans the night before. 6 more minutes goes bye......I reboot my X-Box, sign into X-Box Live, jump into POL, immediately resolve a issue with linking the X-Box Live account and my POL Account and then.......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! A message appears on the screen that I need to reInstall FFXI because there is a error in the last download and it cannot be repaired. /em hurls the easy button against the wall... creating a sonic boom in it's wake and in slow motion the easy button shatters into a million peices. 480 minutes more later (that's 8 more hours)..... of checking files, downloading files, installing files, and then doing it again for every patch there ever was in the past 7 years for every expansion...... I finally get a feeling of relief knowing it is ALL finally done. /em logs onto his character and realizes that there are no Macros at all and that his maps have no markings. /em turns of his X-Box. Now you finally know why that when I created this Blog ...I named it "You Can Not Play FFXI" .... -Nuff said BUB!