TeaBaging ...is it Banable Now ?

...............So with this FINAL FANTASY XI Online (MINOR) Manners Revision Notice ...the question that is on everyones mind.......... Will we get Jailed or Banned for TeaBagging ? ..............If so...then what will we do? Will we no longer be able to enjoy online gamings finest most favorite past time? I have no freak'n clue but at least I got a few dunks in before the revision took place. So drumroll please! ..............For your veiwing displeasure......I am proud to announce.........here is Kallo getting a suculant salty sick dip from a big bag of planters walnuts .......from yours truely. ...............OK you can open your eyes now I didn't mean to make you hurl.........and so .....moving on. ...............This week in the Versus LS the Event theme name is "Weird Event Week" in which we do Events that we haven't done in a while. Hopefully we can do some KS-99's this week too! Well anyway Tuesday we did 3 O-Hat runs netting Khimeria, Yuna (the Tuna smothered with ketchup Gal), and Opal some very pointy hats...... followed by 4 BQ Ring runs. Congrats also to Opal, Clubber, Tenryuu, and Lguapo for some nice and shiny HP rings .............. and oh yeah.....Mr. Lguapo......... "Hey ABBBBOOOOOTT !!!" .............We also did some Einherjar..... .............In Salvage news a very cranky Ravax had to come as THF and we all know how he hates coming as THF . After he died like 7 times and we finally zoned out..... I took a pic of me and Oust Teabagging him while he was AFK for a second. ~BAM ..............Then in a further attempt to try and make some Gils for this broke ass Drk.... I went Mining. I came back with a big old bag of negative experience. You see I ran past one of those bug crawling type mobs and it exploded and turned into a Moth and instantly started attacking me. So I ran into a tunnel to try and Zone. Meanwhile the Moth was adding 5 other Clot mobs to it's "kill the Jess" Experience Party. Then suddenly .............I had a epithany. I said to my self .... "self".......LMAO........."You dumb ass isn't that the Nyzul Isle NPC blocking the Zone while you have a measly 77 Hit Points and 5 Clots and a Moth pushing your shit in from behind?" /em falls to the ground. /Moth gains level 76. CLOT#1>> He's dead we killed him and congrats man. CLOT#5>> Yeaaaaaaaaahh we beat the game! CLOT#3>> awwww man .....I wanted to get the kill cause I R 1337. CLOT#5>> Ohhhhh nice we got a new title from killing him.... "Killer of the Jess" MOTH>> Let's TeaBag him. Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

Dark Magic Build Body from New Expansion?

............OK .....by now all you guys have seen the 3 new body equips from the new expansion. I even bet some of you are drooling or bitching. LMAO! Well I looked at the additional Augmented stats that can be used for my Drk, Drg, Sam, or War and I see 3 possible builds that I could use. 1) Store TP+4, Subtle Blow+4 / Crit Hit rate+3% 2) Acc+10 / ATK+10 3) M.ACC+4 / Enhance "Fast Cast" Effect+5% ............sure there are alot more options to choose from but lets take a closer look at these 3. The 1st one can be used for a Drg. To have a true 6-hit build for the new Critical based WS Draken Bane with the idea of possibly using a lower delay'd Polearms if at all warented. The 2nd is pretty much a Haubergon/Hauberk upgrade. Not better then the HQ but defintely better then the NQ version. Finally...... the 3rd ( /cue drum roll and loud glaring trumpets). Yes I do take great pride in my Drk's magic casting abilities and I see this as possibly the best overall Drk Magic body for Drk. Just the Enhances "Fast Cast" Effect alone is what seals the deal here. Sure Abyss Cuirass has MAB+10, Demon's harness has Dark Magic Skill+5, Corselet has MAB+7 and M.ACC+7, but none ... I mean NONE...... have any Fast Cast.......... especialy at a whopping 5%. There are only 2 other ways to get "Fast Cast" for a Drk. One is from Homam Cosciales +3% and the other is from that shity Loquiciuos Earring +1%. Well anyway....I haven't decided if I will definetly build the new body equip in this form or what ever but it is definetly a possibility. Another way to look at it is the Corselet and Demon's Harness cost Millions to make. Fast Cast at 9% plus an additional 18% Haste from gear....... maybe....just maybe .... I can finally beat BIO3 with a Stun ....................................can you say M-E-G-A S-T-U-N ~.O ..............OK now for the the 1st set of pics of the day. I am doing ENM's, MMM's, and the X-Knife Quest/BC with Mav and Ravax. We did loose the X-Knife BC but we were really really close. We will get the win this Saturday for sure. ..............The next set of pics are from Sundays Sea run in which we farmed Ixa'Drg, killed Jailer of Faith, and killed Jailor of Hope. One of the really cool moments was when a Aw'grah did a Core Meltdown. When it exploded it's disks covered the entire room and hung there in mid air for a few minutes. Everyone was like "WOW did you see that" .... alot people thought they were DC'ing!

New Update Details!

..........The other day I fell asleep and missed the 1st of 2, back to back Salvage runs because: 1) I was drinking and then I ate like a animal 2) My bed room clock is still 1 hour behind ........Any way when I awoke I grabbed my X-box controller for FFXI and on Remnant Brave LS chat.......well..... I did this: Jess>> New update notes ...SE says new Salvage upgrade items like Limbus and they are increasing 2 of the 4 areas drop percentages. Runestar>> *scream* Ravax>> ...did you say salvage upgrades Ravax>> Holy. Fucking. Shit. Jess>> j/k but... Ravax>> get the fuck off the linkshell >< ..........well anywaya I was laughing my ass off for like a hour and decided to make a fake update very similar inwhich you can see here Clicky. ....enjoy ;)

Blog'r late night drunk'n edition ;p

.........................OK ... here's a bunch of pics from this week ........... from errrr stuff and more stuff. Anyway....what I am really most happy about is that for the 2nd week in a row I was doing ENM's with Ravax and Mav. So far we only made chump change and completed the Quest Tango blah blah balah but that means next week it's X's Knife BC time. I also got another merit, and a Omega ring from Einherjar for when it's not Darks Day for my Dark Magic Macro Build and I now can save for the Bal. EyePatch thingy because I already have all 4 items I wanted from there. Well anyway enjoy .......and yes I am drinking ;p Limbus: Juno Ahoy: Juno: Juno: Climbing the Mountain: Don't Fall: Hagun ENM: Tango Quest..... Drk VS Drk: Bug-a-boy ENM: Big-a-boy ENM: Bug-aboy ENM: Waiting for Salvage: Moondaddy: Old Way to Sky: Old Way to Sky: Old Way to Sky: Don't Ask Don't tell: OpalFlame: SaTa'ing a Tank as he dies 1 second before: Sky = awesomeness looking forever: Genbu: ...........as always see ya online ~BAM

-BAM !

.............Howdy little beady eyed Blog readers......Welcome back to another Blog post of "You Can Not Play Final Fantasy XI". As you read my post today you will notice that I did not segment it as I normally do. Instead I will try today to turn it into a coherent structured poetic form on the English lanquage.............. in other words I will be Blobbing words at you left and right and hopefully without spamming any filler type sentences that are meaningless and just plain out dumb. This is why I have segmented my Posts in the past. I really do hate filler type sentences and there is nothing worse then wasting away my intelectual grey matter with useless jibber jabber and jargon that should have never been there in the 1st place. Soooo.... now that that's out of the way LMAO...let's continue shall we? .............This week I managed to do another Odin fight and out of the 5 things that dropped my friend Ceri finally got the M. Body WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Another item that dropped was a Valhalla Breastplate and it went to Ashly. Wyrmal Head also dropped but Jamast beat me on the lot. I have been trying to get this for my Drk's Enfeeble Build but it doesn't matter to me if other people lot on it too. I try to keep my lots in Einherjar fair and simple with the exception of when someone tries to play the high noon point showdown. Well anyway..... a Phantasmal Body Abjuration dropped and that went to Callistra. This is the same item that I got the other month but Callistra actually got it made into the body pc and mine is still just a scrap of abjuration paper. When I talked to Callistra it cost about 4.5 mil Gil to make it with 1 failed synth. I know it will be awhile for me to get mine made because I am a broke ass DRK. Oh oh oh...almost forgot the 5th item that dropped was a Hadean Legs Abjuration that went to Amnezia.

................Moving right along I managed to cap my Sword for DRK @240 and can now start the Savage Blade Quest. I will still need to get it to 250 for my WAR but for now I will contrentrate on getting the Weapon Skill. ................Well..... "that's all folks" ..... I feel like I am cutting today's post pretty short but before I go I will squeeze in 2 more pics for your veiwing pleasure. Then jump online for some FFXI sweat goodness on my new 32 inch widescreen 1080P LCD T.V.! I must tell you I am really truely lov'n it. I mean my X-Box 360 and a HDMI 1080P LCD T.V. ...... and a Screwdriver ..... FTW

~BAAAAAAAAM !

................well anyway......As always see ya online ~BAM!

DON'T eat the Cabbage!

SALVAGE: .............My friend Ravax finally got his Usu-35 Body drop which puts him at 24/25 Usu. He now only needs the Usu-15 Body drop and like 12 quadtrillian Gil to complete it..... which is really cool. He will be the 3rd in the LinkShell to have a full set of Salvage gear and the 1st to get it only from the Remnant Brave Salvage runs. ............ I am pretty sure that this is our only Usu-35 body drop ever. It drops from the Genbu-clone look-a-like NM on the 5th floor in Silver Sea Remnants.....well.... I think it's the 5th floor. LMAO! Well any way ...we are getting really good on doing this floor and it's kind of fun to do. You need to have 5 people run to the center of the map right from the start and one of them should be a Thf. The Thf uses his 2 hour "Perfect Dodge" and Job Ability "Flee" to agro the entire middle room. Then the Thf runs North and agro's the Gear train and continues to run North. The Gear train is a group of Gears that move all thru the entire map and are all connected together like a Locamotive train with a bunch of rail cars. The only room they don't enter is the room you apear in when you 1st teleport up to that floor. Well anyway.... after the Thf starts his pull the other 4 people pull the 4 Remnant Doors from the middle room down to the starting room. The goal is to kill the 4 Remnant Doors to pop the NM. Once the 4 Remnant Doors are dead and when the Gear train is out of the way the Thf comes back South on the map and pulls the NM to the start room. Then everyone kicks the crap out of the NM. The other cool thing I like about this floor are the repoping chests with all the temporary item goodness. SKY: ..............We did the basic kill NM's for pop items stuff and then fought Seiryu. For some reason the tanks were dirt snork'aling alot and I was asked to SaTa WS the Thf Lquapo so that he could Perfect Dodge...but only if the shit hit the fan as a last ditch effort......So a few minutes later I SaTa'd a 100-TP Cross Reaper for like 1300'ish onto Lquapo and decided to leave Souleater up to try and dish out as much damage as possible. The other reason I did this was because RingThree was asking us just to kill the dam thing because it was almost dead anyway. Well..... my 1st Soul Eater regular hit on Seiryu was for 265 damage but I never got to hit him a 2nd time because he turned on me and pushed my shit in. Me and Seiryu died almost at the same time prompting my friend RingThree to proclaim that I Mijin Gakure'd Seiryu. LMAO!......ooops almost forgot ......Clubber did his normal thing and died a few times too. EINHERJAR: ...............This Saturday is..... Odin Odin Odin Odin Odin Odin Odin Odin.... nuff said! LIMBUS: ...............Please please please ..... Melee if you are pulling hate from the side of the SaTa tank set up...... please move to behind one of the tanks. The people who come /Thf have a hard time SaTa WS'ing the tanks when you do this. The tanks also have a harder time controling hate when u do this. What happens is you are making the mages work harder by cure bombing you and they in return generate even larger hate as a result. We are not playing "Monkey in the middle". We are not playing "Ping Pong" with the mob and the hate order. This is why I tend to like smaller grouped runs because I personaly like Hate control and control over the mob in general. This is one of the reason's you never see me Drk/War. I have no mage jobs at 75 and only 4 melee jobs at 75 so please understand what I am really saying and don't take it the wrong way. I may be sounding anal about this stuff but Hate control is a good skill to learn as a melee.

SWIFT BELT:

........................I helped Aniero and Kallo do a Swift Belt run for a few hours but none dropped ;(

UPGRADE TIME: .................Sometime in the next 4 weeks I will be getting a new Sharp Aquos, 32 inch, FULL HD 1080P, Wide screen, Flat Panel LCD T.V.! It has already been ordered and I am not paying a dime for it. It has dual HDMI connections, 10.000:1 Contrast Ratio, 176 Degrees Veiwing Angle, Enhanced Black Level, 6ms response time, can be hung on a wall, and a bunch of other crap. This will be my new Video Game T.V, to replace my 19 inch moniter that I am using to run my X-Box at the same Resolution. I am going to link the webpage the T.V. is on from the picture. My friend EternalPain has offered to buy me the HDMI X-Box wire. ;) HULK VS. MOVIE: ..................go buy it .....it is awesome and its balls to the wall......... off the hook. CABBAGE: ...............Oh I'm sorry.... where you expecting a big Blog post about Cabbage....... or maybe something similar to the effect of RingThree's Blog.... "Cabbage on the cheap" ....... or how about a Blog post state'ing how eatting Cabbage is the winning strategy on how to defeat AV ? ..... ><.....stop!.......and don't eat the Cabbage. EXTRA: ..........congrats also to DarkDawn on the completion of his Ares body and Lquapo who got a Ares-35 Body drop. ....as always ...see ya online ~BAM

Mom What's That Big Galka Doing To That Elvaan?

PAST NMS: ................I was really happy with yesterdays turnout. We managed to get all 8 NM's in La Vaule [S]. We even squeezed in 1 more NM from the Quad's home town. On top of that ....Kallo's TH4 was pumping out drops all over the place and I am happy to report that I have aquired the Scythe, Great Axe, and Great Katana which all make a sets with the Supremecy Earring. That means I have the weapons for 3 of my 4 75's and I hope a few of those earrings drop soon. However because Kallo's TH4 didn't get us a SkyRider for Omoikitte ..... we had our resident Galka..... Lquapo.... TeaBag him for some revenge! Here's the proof. LGUAPO>> Deez nuts in yo Mouf !!! KALLO>> MMmmmmmm tasty ........ok I made up the "MMMmmmm tasty" part ...... what Kallo really said was.... KALLO>> Lquapo yours don't count ......guess he was refering to the idea that Galka's have no package to teabag with... ....anyway ... see ya online ~BAM

Doing The Chicken Dance !

......................................Remeber the Chicken Dance at weddings? Do you remeber how the music goes? Try to remeber the music and words for a second. ......................................MHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAaa........................ now that song will be stuck in your head all day. ;p Soory about that I am being evil today. SALVAGE: ..............................Well anyway...... on Saturday we did our normal double Salvage run back to back and completed 4 pcs of gear in 1 night. On Sunday morning there will be 4 different people camping the NPC. Congrats to Zyon, EternalPain, Oust, and oooops I forgot the 4th person .......... my brain is hurting............it is too busy being over run with that god dam song >< ....AARRRRGGGGGH