And You Are?

(2 posts in 1 day enjoy) .......Howdy little boys (Izman) and girls (Kallo). Welcome to another Blog entry about FFXI endgame life through the eyes of the Odin Server's one and only Jess the obssesed Dark Knight. First off....I just want to say thank you to RingThree. I am very happy to except my new "Obssesed DRK" title from your Blog "You Are Not Your Fucking O's kote". keeping to with this idea...let's look at the many different types of players that share the community with us in FFXI and maybe we can have some fun while we are at it too. 1) "The King" (levels multiple jobs and is very good at every job that they play) 2) "The Moron" (levels multiple jobs and sucks at basically all of them..... also gets Blist'd by like half the server for being very prominent at the art of sucking) 3) "The Ace" (levels multiple jobs... but can never satisfy the hunger at aiming to be the best at That 1 specific job that they love .....almost to the point of utmost obssesiveness) 4) "The Jack" (levels multiple jobs for purpose of just enjoying the game but never really finds that sweat spot of any particular job..... but doesn't really suck at any of them either .......also called "Jack of all trades, Master of none") 5) "The Troll Under The Bridge" (Never really enjoys the game as much as Stalking the InterWebs to horribly deface peoples posts and forum comments while spamming internet lingo such as "In your face" or "Balls to the Walls" which only seems funny to a 12 year old) .........j/k NinjaFox ^^ 6) "The Greedellox" (Just like the Poke'Mon's motto "gotta collect them all"..... this type of player is all out for themselves and while all of us enjot getting in game gear.... the idea of passing a drop to another note worthy player or friend is stricktly out of the question and beyond this persons ability) 7) "The Ass Hole" (Well while anyone can be "a asshole"..... there is normally only 1 person on each server that inherently gains unambiguous totalitarian acceptence by the entire FFXI community to be called "THE Ass Hole") 8) "The Drama Whore" (When stirring up the pot can never be stirred enough.....) 9) "The FFXI Proffessor" (No Rant is to small... no game mechanic is to big....this type of player likes to break it all down into little tiny pieces like the hands of a clock that breaks down the hours of a day. 10) "The TeaBag'r" (Runs around TeaBagging everyone...sometimes takes pictures of it for their Blog.... sometimes sends people /tell messages that read "teabag teabag teabag teabag teabag") 11) "The Spoon" (Just like the name aplies...this type of player is lost with out the fork and the knife......and somehow always takes that wrong turn in sky ending in Kirin's room) 12) "The Mantra" (While we all understand we are playing a RPG and that it is true alot of "dudes" like to play as female gendered characters...... this type of player however likes to take it to an entire new level by acting out the part to the point of actually being really scary) 13) "The Elitist" (This type of player has somehow surpassed level 75 in their mind and will absolutely never join a experience party unless it has a Rdm, Brd, and filled with Dual Weilding JoyToy/ Ridel Wars.......they also tend to call everyone in the game a "Noob" when compared to themselves. 14) "The Hater" (See StarCade's Blog for a reference.....don't hate the hater ....hate the game) ^^ ..........I know there are other types of players out there in our FFXI community....some of which are a combination of a few clsssifications...so If you would like.... by all means have some fun and post some ideas on my comments page. I will post any good ones on my next Blog post. ;) .....see ya online ~BAM