Justice Torque: Chapter 1
There's no /crying in Sea....
Justice Torque.....
oh how I lust for you. I have been trying to fornucate you for over 5+ years now because "you make me horny baby" but all I get is this dry hard lumpy turd sandwhich.... ok maybe ....with cheese..................and maybe with some bacon bits....or maybe it was just corn I don't remeber..... BUT !!!!! BUT !!!!!!........ No matter how many times I have tried, I have never been able to aquire that luciously suductive Sea Torque for my creme de la creme favorite Job Dark Knight.
Soooooooo....
....................Out of the few years that I have done Sea I have only seen it dropped twice. The 1st time I passed my chance to lot on it to RingThree. The second time my friend Rudithina crushed my hopes and sodomized my dreams by winning the lot. ....../cry!
Justice Torque: Chapter 2
Enter..... The Moogle Ball Bannannannannaza....
Finally I had won something. Of course it was on my mule and I choose a Justice Torque. ;)
I fiqured at the very least.... Hey... if I couldn't have it on my main then surely the next best thing was being able to gaze upon it (and maybe smell it a little) anytime I want on my mule.....
but then!
Months later
.....SE anounces that we will be able to transfer items that normally wasn't possible. This will only be possible for characters that share the same account. They also released a list on stuff that would not be allowed. Thankfully Justice Torque was not on this list. So what does this all add up too?
Justice Torque for my DRK bitches!
.........Yeah it's not as awesome as it once was thanks mainly to the Bale Choker, but there's still nothing like aquiring an item that you sought for ..... for so long (5+ years?) for your favorite Job. The Update is just a Month away and I can smell what the SE was cook'n !
~BAM
;)
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