(Jess's Blog) You Can Not Play Final Fantasy XI: April Fools

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GAME STATS:

BASTOK...................RANK-10
SANDY......................RANK-1
WINDY.......................RANK-1
COP...................COMPLETED
ZM.....................COMPLETED
TOA...................COMPLETED
WOTG.................MISSION-34
SOA...............................(NEW)
ASSAULT.....................TIER-10
NYZUL ISLE..........FLOOR-100
CAMPAIGNE.......D.L MEDAL-4
AC........................COMPLETED
MDA.....................COMPLETED
SA.........................COMPLETED
ABYSSEA 1..........COMPLETED
ABYSSEA 2......... COMPLETED
ABYSSEA 3..........COMPLETED
VOIDWATCH.........(in Progress)

MERITS #1240/1312

Unused (varies)
Resolution WS 5
Upheavel 5
Entropy 5
Hit Points 15
Strength 12
Dexterity 6
Great Axe 8
Pole Arm 4
Scythe 8
Great Sword 8
Great Katana 4
Elemental Magic 8
Dark Magic 8
Enfeebling Magic 8
Critical Hit 4
Spell Interupt 4
Trick Attack Recast 5
Triple Attack 5
Assassins Charge 5
Feint 5
Grimoire Recast 5
Helix Magic Acc/Atk 5
Focalization 5
Enlightenment 4
StormSurge 1
Aggresser Recast 5
Double Attack 5
Warrior Charge 5
Tomahawk 1
Savagery 4
High Jump 5
Super Jump Recast 5
Deep Breathing 5
Angon 5
Store TP 5
Meditate Recast 5
Shikikoyo 4
Blade Bash 1
Over Whelm 5
Shield Bash 5
Sentinel Recast 5
Fealty 1
Chivalry 5
Guardian 4
Last Resort Recast 5
Last Resort Effect 5
Dark Seal 5
Desperate Blows 5

AF1 +1

(Thief not started yet)
Chaos Burgeonet +1 (head)
Chaos Cuirass +1 (body)
Chaos Flanchard +1 (legs)
Chaos Gauntlets +1 (hands)
Chaos Sollerets +1 (feet)
Drachen Armet +1 (head)
Drachen Mail +1 (body)
Drachen Finger Gaunlets +1 (hands)
Drachen Brais +1 (legs)
Drachen Greaves +1 (feet)
Ftr. Mask +1 (head)
Ftr. Lorica +1 (body)
Ftr. Mufflers +1 (hands)
Ftr. Cuisses +1 (legs)
Ftr. Calligae +1 (feet)
Gallant Coronet +1 (head)
Gallant Surcoat +1 (body)
Gallant Gauntlets +1 (hands)
Gallant Breeches +1 (legs)
Gallant Leggings +1 (feet)
Myochin Kabuto +1 (head)
Myochin Domaru +1 (body)
Myochin Kote +1 (hands)
Myochin Haidate +1 (legs)
Myochin Sune-Ate +1 (feet)
Scholar's Mortarboard (Head)
Scholar's Gown (Body)
Scholar's Bracers (Hands)
Scholar's Pants (Legs)
Scholar's Pants (Feet)

AF2 +1 (Relic)

DRK: (completed)

Abyss Sollerets +2 (feet)

Abyss Gauntlets +2 (hands)

Abyss Flanchard +2 (legs)

Abyss Cuirass +2 (body)

Abyss Burgeonet +2 (head)

Abyss Cape (accesory)

DRG:

Wyrm Greaves +1 (feet)

Wyrm Finger Gauntlets (hands)

Wyrm Brais -1 (legs)

Wyrm Mail +1 (body)

Wyrm Armet (head)

Wyrm Belt (accesory)

WAR:

Warrior's Calligae +1 (feet)

Warrior's Mufflers +1 (hands)

Warrior's Cuisses (legs)

Warrior's Lorica + 1 (body)

Warrior's Mask +1 (head)

Warrior's Stone (accesory)

SAM:

Saotome Sune-Ate +1 (feet)

Saotome Kote +1 (hands)

Saotome Haidate (legs)

Saotome Domaru +1 (body)

Saotome Kabuto +1 (head)

Saotome Koshi-Ate (accesory)

PLD:

Valor Leggings +1 (feet)

Valor Gauntlets (hands)

Valor Breeches (legs)

Valor Surcoat +1 (body)

Valor Coronet +1 (head)

Valor Cape (accesory)

SCH:

Argute -1 (feet)

Argute Bracers (hands)

Argute (legs)

Argute Gown +1 (body)

Argute MortarBoard +1 (head)

Argute Belt (accesory)

THF:

(feet)

Assassin Armlets (Hands)

Assasin Leggings -1 (legs)

(body)

(head)

Assasin Cape (accesory)

__________________

AF3 +2

DRG Head +1
DRG Body +2
DRG Hands +2
DRG Legs +2
DRG Feet +1
LANCERS EARRING
LANCERS PELERINE
LANCERS TORQUE
DRK Head +2
DRK Body +2
DRK Hands +2
DRK Legs +2
DRK Feet +2
BALE CHOKER
BALE BELT
BALE EARRING
PLD Head +2
PLD Body +2
PLD Hands +2
PLD Legs +2
PLD Feet +2
CREED EARRING
CREED COLLAR
SAM Head +2
SAM Body +2
SAM Hands +1
SAM Legs +2
SAM Feet +2
SCH Head +1
SCH Body +2
SCH Hands +2
SCH Legs +2
SCH Feet+1
SAVANTS CHAIN
THF Head +2
THF Body +2
THF Hands +2
THF Legs +2
THF Feet +2
WAR Head +2
WAR Body +2
WAR Hands +2
WAR Legs +2
WAR Feet +2
RAVAGERS EARRING
RAVAGERS ORB

Thursday, April 1, 2010

April Fools

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