TRAINING DAY

..........It is Fathers Day! My eight year old son has made me a keychain holder made out of glued popsicle sticks and self screwing hanger hooks. What Dad doesn't like a gift created by their kid specialy for them. Maybe next year he can make me a PS3! Anyway... I am now at work typing this Blog post. I look outside. It is raining again. I don't know where you guys live but it has been raining here almost everyday for about a month. I even lost power last night and lost a Remnant Permit because of this dam weather. I have to talk to Mav and Ravax today to see how Salvage went. It would kind of suck if they lost the run because of me. I did however get power back sometime in the wee hours of the night so I will be back online when I get home. Well ....hopefully... >< ELITE TRAINING DAY 1: .........O.K. for some dam reason I was under the impression that a group of 6 people are required to do the Elite Trainings Regimens. After talking to my friend Izman I now understand that they are easy pesy solable. Thus I immediately head directly to the Behomoths Dominion Zone to do a 50-cap Elite Training #4.... do not pass "GO"..... do not collect 200 dollars and all that jazz. /em trades Sable Cuisses to the Parchment??? .... and what do you know..... a Mini-me Behomoth pops up just as a group of people are killing the real HNM right next to me. Izman was right ...it was dead before I had TP again for a second WeaponSkill. Weeeeeeeeeee a chest pops. I think that SE should make the Treasure Chest rise out of the ground like the old hidden chests in the retro Ghost -N- Goblins game but Meh. /em opens the treasure Chest! Yayyyyyyyyyy for me just what I wanted..... Augmented -1Agi, -1Int, and +1Chr. /em tosses the Sable Cuisses! ELITE TRAINING DAY 2: /em trades Sable Cuisses to the Parchment??? ..... ~BAM a mini-me Behomoth apears and gets his shit pushed in.... /em opens the Treasure chest! Yayyyyyy for me just what I wanted ..... Emnity+1 Because you know.....a Drk can never ever have enough hate. ELITE TRAINING DAY 3: /em skips all the crap and gets down to the Treasure chest contents! Augmented -1Str, +1Dex, -1Agi, and +1Chr ..... /toss ELITE TRAINING DAY 4: ..............I could not get another Sable Cuisses in time for this run. I did get one later on in the day... so it looks like I will be doing another Sable Cuisses on Day#5 instead. Now for this one I traded a Barbarians Scythe. This time I did got a better result but nothing earth shattering. Here are the total stats with Augmentations. Barbarians Scythe: DMG:76 DELAY:528 ATK:+25 acc-5 (AUGMENTS) STR+1 RESIST BLIND+1 LEVEL:49 Looks to me like I will be trying this everyday and spamming a few low level items. I will try and post the next wave of runs in next weeks Blog entry. THE OTHER CRAP: ...............I want to thank my friend Izman for spotting me a KS-30 Orb. I can not express how awesome this guy can be. Thanky!!! ...............Finaly managed to snag a Gothic Sabatons to complete the 2 peice set. Just in time to use it for my Pld as I level. ...............I also got a few more levels for my Sub Job Dnc. I am solo'ing it to 37 and it is now currently at level-26. ...............I tried killing Medusa for her Title with a few of my friends on Saturday but we wiped at about 50%. I went on this run as a War/Nin and had to hold one of the Blm Adds in a corner of the room. I hope they invite me for the next few runs because I need those 3 Titles for the Nyzul Isle Scythe Weapon. ..............I also picked this Blogs title in the same way DarkDawn chooses his....... by using a movie title. ...............That's it for today hopefuly next week I will add some pictures to go with the words! ~BAM see ya online!

This week's "Quote of the Week"

..........................This week we have two "Quotes of the week" because they were too good to pass up. Both were answers to Runey's chat in Salvage. Ask her about the Tiara! Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!

The Headache...

........Guess what....still no home computer. ........Here we are ......Once again..... I am at work.....on a Friday night and working late......creating a new Blog post just for you. Except this particular Blog entry will only have one story and it's about me! ........O.K....last Friday after work I left and started on my way home. I stop'd at the liquor store and purchsing my normal cheap ass bottle of Vodka for the intent on some weekend relaxation but something was wrong. I had a small headache. By the time I got home and was all settled in with My X-Box controller with FFXI in 1 hand and a Grape super super super strong cold ass Screwdriver in the other ...... my Headache traversed to a whole 'nother level. Now in order to desribe the pain please bear in mind that I have had my Gall Bladder removed. The doctor proclaimed it was the worse one the hospital has ever seen. He described it as having huge Gall Stones about 1/4th the size of the Gall Bladder itself ......and laced with a gangrean infection. Normally people are in and out of the hospital for that operation in 2 to 3 days but I was there for 2 weeks and in bed at home for another 2 weeks. Now ........what the hell does this have to do with my headache!!!!!! Well think of it this way. The Doctor rated the Gall Stone pain as equivelant to giving birth . This "Migraine" made that pain feel like a I was only poping pimple. ............... This Migraine took me down like I was it's bitch. I felt so sick ....made me feel like hurling and broke out into a sweet that made the Flu look like the common cold, and a bunch of other shit like I was dieing from a frigg'n heart attack or something. This went on and on untill Wendsday inwhich I then went to the hospital. Something was definetly wrong. I was there for 5 hours and they gave me 2 seperate "Migraine medicine" shots. One in my Tricep and 1 in my ass .........errrr cheek. It took that Migraine from a 10 pain level down to a 1.5 which is I rate as equal to a normal headache. ...........Like I said it is Friday .....and I am here at work entering this post on my Blog.......but I still have that headache. Thats a whole week! There is something definetly wrong with my heath and next Thursday I am seeing my personal Docter about the high blood pressure that I had at the hospital along with the Migraine. ............Please forgive me my friends for missing events with you during our Saturday ENM Static and also for the Sunday Versus Event. I will keep you guys all posted about my health as soon as I find out more. I am a guy who can deal with pain pretty good but I never experienced pain like that. ....sorry no ~BAM today........unless you can hear the ~BAM's in my head.

Sad Faces

Nyzul Isle: .............Every Tuesday Toder, Drako, NinjaFox, Potpressure, Zim, and I do 3 Nyzul Isle runs in our titastcular little Static Group. However ....up to just recently..... I have had some of the shitiest luck of trying to snag me some of that Nyzul Isle gear hotness. To better understand my craptasticular odds lets just sit down and do the math.... shall we? ( No Pdif, Fstr shity math here....just some simple basicaddition) + Everyone wants Askar + Jess doesn't have a job that can use Goliard/Deniali + Nyzul Isle Bosses are stingy bitches + Jess misses the runs that drop Askar + Jess's lots tend to suck + Cerebus paralyze and can't use WHM magic lock -------------------------------- = no Askar for Jessy. Let it be said ....that you can not run from the OmniPotent Maternal Lady of Justice ....like O.J. Simpson in a white Bronco. She weilds the all powerful binding laws of checks and balances. Well.....In the past 5 weeks I have somehow managed to reverse my luck and snag me a Askar Body, Hands, and Feet. Also as a add in bonus..... (not a Izman Collectable Doll) I also got a Goliard Head pc. Yes It's true I can't use it. It's better then just tossing it seeing that the other members already have it. Anyway I am currently using the Askar Body for my SAM, the Askar Hands for my WAR and SAM, and the Askar Feet for my WAR (well untill I can get me some of them ugly ass Aurum Booties). Once I get a full set of Askar I will remain in the static untill everyone else gets their complete sets. I feel there are way to many players in FFXI community that get what they want and then scurry off like "Little Ninja Zombie Mice" bandits (Trade Marked by Omoikittie). This leaves all other players feeling very disgruntled. I mean once you get EndGame Gear....you do need EndGame Events to use it. Other wise why waste everyone's time. OTHER JOBS: .............As you all know PLD is my next 75 and I did manage to get it to 37 while the Versus LinkShell was on vacation. I have also decided that I want to get DNC to 37 so I can level PLD solo when I want to. I could also use /Dnc for my SAM too. Over the coarse of 4-5 days for a few hours here and there I poked and prod'd DNC to Lvl-19 solo. Doing this made me realize.. hey I want Ranger as a sub too so I also leveled that to Lvl-7. RINGTHREE's BLOG: .............My friend RingThree's Blog is expanding and I think that he picked a good group of external writters. ;) KUPOFRIED RING: .........Congrats to CrimsonKing and Omoikittie on snagging a Kupo Ring. I had fun trying to snag one for my self. I so want to make a K.F.C ...... Kupo Fried Choco animation! EINHERJAR: .............I have a Odin run with the Obsidian LinkShell tommorrow in Einherjar and I am hoping to snag the 2nd lot spot for a E-Body. This is normally "RIF's" spot but he is away getting all married and junk (poor guy). So ...It would be so awesome if atleast 1 dropped so my good friend Mav could finally get his but you know what? It would be even sweater if 2 dropped! Yea I do love my Ares Body....but SE decided not to put any ACC on it to balance out the Ares Set as a whole. Anyway I want to wish Mav good luck ....but I don't want to jinx him so I'm not. We have yet to see a E-Body actualy drop. So.....Let's just wait and see what tommorow brings. LIMBUS: ..............Sunday Sunday Sunday........ AF+1 pc number 17 of 20. Gonna get me some DRG Head. I dare you Thaz to Tenticle that one! SKY: .............The Vana'diel Ground Hog has pop'd out of his borrow and seen his shadow. That means 6 more weeks of Sky! SALVAGE: ..............We are kicking ass with lots and lots of completed pcs. I am currently working on Usu Hands and Feet for my SAM. PAST BCNM's: ..........sad face..... SEA: ..........sadder face...... ZNM's: ..........saddest face....... ANNM's: ..........saddest face HQ+1....... HNM's: ...........GTFO! I will never do HNM's!