Elfaria's Back! ...and "Quote of the Week"

..................OK ...... I just created a new animated style GIF for my Blog's "Quote of the Week" section. I would like some feedback about it under the comments in this post please. Soooooooooooooooo .....Hook me up! Thanky. .....BUT ...........before you do that! Let me give you an explaination about the back story with this weeks "Quote of the Week". ................You see ....................just recently one of the Odin's Servers best Black Mages has come back ...........after being gone over a year from FFXI (due to real life personal issues). He is......... my Frenchy friend Elfaria. This guy likes to solo everything as BLM and likes to do huge damage spikes in his Spells. Just like how a Drk/Thf likes to spike Weapon Skills. How ever........something very sinister happened about a month before he left the game. .................It all started when I got charmed while having Soul Eater up and wearing Weapon Skill Gear during a UFO battle at Sea. I was the 2nd part of a DARK SkillChain for Elfaria to Magic Burst off of. Needless to say after I got Charmed he was next in the Hate Order. So in one minute second.......... my character turned, faced him and 1 shotted him for 525. It was like his little Taru body.... tripped over my Scythe then belly flop slid in a slow motion Death sequence straight out of the movie the Matrix. Ever since that day he has vowed to Burst II my ass for -2500 HP upon the next time I get Charmed. But thats not even the funniest part. Because even though he was gone for over a year. The day he came back the 1st thing he said to me was.........."JESS" ..... "I no forget u kill me 2 years ago when we fighting UFO" . LMAO!!!! .....and obviuosly .....the reason that his wording looks like that is because English is not his 1st language. ....................OH and believe me it is coming ....and he will get me. I just hope he enjoys it as much as I have! Welcome back my friend Elfaria we missed you! ;)

X-Box 360 and the SE Password Token (or better title ...Jess's big DUH moment)

"Are you McLovin" "Your SE Password Token" ............I know I am. Except for maybe the 2 times I DC'd and kept getting a message "your SE password is incorrect". My hands were actually cramping up from spamming relogging attempts to try and get back onto POL ....only to FAIL. So far this has happened to me only twice and it suxs because I can't even inform the people who I was just doing Endgame Events with. Nope....wheres Jessy? Jess has sailed off into the horizon but he fell off the edge of the earth because the earth is flat as a pancake ...right Omoikitte? I actually felt like asking Starcade to make me a letter so I can send it to SE. I did however manage to fiqured out the solution to my suffering and it was so simple it was r-e-t-a-r-t-e-d. No offense to any real retarted people out there. Sorry about that ..... Izman. ;p ............OK..you ready for what the solution was? ............Well alrighty.... but absoulutly no laughing. I mean it Qtipus no laughing and absolutely no using your Gungnir to lance your pimples anymore. Aparently you need some ACC becauise your pimple had a huge evasion bonus. Hey now.....no claiming your pimple used it's 2-Hour Perfect Dodge either OK! LMAO!!! Not sure how private that joke really is was but if I crossed the line ...hey no BUTTS about it.... I am apologizing ahead of time. ;p ............ok moving on to the solution ...................Aparently any time you have the CAPS LOCK key set to either "on" or "off" ...it automatically resets it self to "off" everytime you load a DVD Game. However because POL is already preloaded onto the X-Box...the CAP LOCK key remains to what you left it as. So say I DC with the CAPS LOCK key set to the "on" position during FFXI. When I DC and try to relog back on POL it remains "on". I know it sounds stupid because I couldn't think of this in the 1st place but you have to remember I have always seen the CAPS LOCK key reset on the X-Box. Also, when you type in the password all you see is this craziness "*************". OK you can stop laughing now Qtipus. .........Moving on.... I finally have my 1st piece of Askar Gear which ended up being the hands from the level-60 Floor. This is good because I no longer have the Dusk Hands and can use this for my War and Sam TP-Macro Builds. Now I just need to get me some of them pee yellow Aurum Booties for my War. .........and welcome back Elfaria! ;) ....and now to make up for a few weeks of Blog posts with no pics .....

Brave Grip VS. Pole Grip.... ~nuff said BUB

................I am so tired of reading peoples forum debates of how 1 gear is better then another. When infact most of the time they both can be the best depending on how you utilize them. Look at these 2 grips for example.....the Brave grip (increases Critical damage) and the Pole Grip (2% Double Attack). I mean everywhere all I ever read is how the Pole Grip is greater then the Brave Grip ....NO MATTER WHAT. These dumb ass people even claim the Brave Grip is a flat out piece of shit. Ignorance is vice .....right there..... I will tell you that much. Well anyway............ I am here to clarify things. Straight from the one and only Jess the Obssessed Drk. ~BAM When to use Pole Grip: 1) Drk/War Drk/Sam Drk/Nin Drk/Drg 2) Sam/War Sam/Drg Sam/Nin 3) War/Sam War/Nin 4) Drg/.... just equip the dam thing.... When to use Brave Grip: 1) Drk/Thf 2) Sam/Thf 3) War/Thf 4) Drg/........ Mythic WS maybe .... .................Let me make it a little clearer. You cannot Critical a Weapon Skill unless it says you can in the Weapon skill description. You may think you can ....but all you are seeing is the damage range of the Weapon skill within it's many varibles on how the game engine calculates the damage. However SaTa.... actually artificialy Crits your Weapon Skill. It really does wonders for 1 hitters such as Spinning Slash, Tachi: Gekko, and Steel Cyclone just to name a few. Then on top of that awesome SaTa damage.....the Brave grip increase it. No need to worry about Double Attack and it's decreasing returns here....just stick some Double Attack in another gear slot. The problem I see here is that to many DD's no longer go /Thf. They prefer the spamfest which is really just lack of Hate Control. However if you still disagree with me then I welcome you to check me out wearing the Brave grip in action and in a endgame Event. Trust me I will change your mindset. .................So....recap........ don't get 1....get both. Learn how to use your gear...... and unlearn how to use the best pc of gear. ..............anyways sorry for the lack of posts and no new pics...... my PC is still dead.