My AF3 Trials and Tribulations thus far

Chapter 1: It's god dam raining Seals! .......................I must say, the very 1st week was good to me. I spammed the Soil Quest and the Sausage Quest and completed 2 AF3+1 Legs in 3 days. I began to think, nice this is shit is easy. It's god dam raining Seals! Soon I will have all the AF3+1 that I wanted. ...but that thought quickly faded away as Quest after Quest , week after week, I was left empty handed. Translation.............This Sucks. Chapter 2: Dam you Eternalpain! .........................The 1st sign should have been obvious. 1) each Area had 5 Quests that dropped Seals for 4 different Jobs 2) none of my 5 Jobs were grouped together Translation.........................I had to do all 20 Quests for 5 Jobs. Alternate Translation....................This Sucks. Meanwhile my friend Eternalpain was able to do the same Quests for 3 of his 4 EndGame Jobs. What a lucky bastard! Dam you Eternalpain! .......................However vengence was served tasty with a side dish of GTFO once he got his 1st AF3+1 peice completed and realized none of his Jobs were Leveled high enough to use them. LMAO /snicker ...just kidding Congrats Eternalpain! Chapter 3: Stoned out of my Mind. ......................Next I managed to Level SCH to 85 and began to ReSpam the Soil Quest. However fate soon found a way toTeabagged me yet again. That's right. Even tho I had already gotten my WAR Legs.... I still had to toss 50 more versus keeping 1 Sch Leg Seal. I swear SE's must have programed their Spegetti Code to increase the Seal Drop Rate for the ones you don't need while decreasing the Rate for the ones that you do. ........................Next I began doing the DRK Feet Seal Runs. I started off being a little lucky with 1 Seal Drop from my 1st 10 tries. Then about 60 /tossed Seals from 100 Runs later....... I was still had only 1 DRK Feet Seal. You do the math. Thats 110 Runs @ 10 to 15 minutes a Run, for 1 freak'n Seal. In other words....I do not have a shit-ton of Stones to use! Unlike my lucky friend Eternalpain who has like 90+ Stones (exact number may be off). Also a majority of my Stones are consumed by doing 4 Obsidian LS Abyssea Runs a week. Translation....................Need more Stones! Alternate Translation.....................This Sucks. Chapter 4: NM's... the F'n Trump Card. .........................luckily for me I did a few NM Runs with some friends and my LinkShell Obsidian. At first I got jack shit..... but this weekend I made up for it when I almost completed 2 Head AF3+1's! Anyway here's my AF3 total recap so far: 1) DRK AF3+1 Legs completed! 2) WAR AF3+1 Legs completed! 3) WAR AF3+1 Head completed! 4) Other Seals DRK Head 5/8 DRK Feet 3/8 WAR Feet 2/8 SCH Head 2/8 SCH Legs 5/8 SCH Feet 0/8 (PLD, DRG, SAM, ..... like 1 Seal here and there I forget) Translation.............................Abyssea is god dam awesome! Alternate Translation..................Bonus Weapon Skill Points, Magic Skill Points, Atma, Abysites, Gear Drops, AF3, XP, Merits, and a shit load of fun! Alternates Alternate Translation.................This does not Suck! That's it for today, back to the grind and see ya all online! ~BAM