Camp Pain Stories

Campaigne Gear: ..............Well.... I finally aquired a Iron Ram Hauberk which completes my Iron Ram Set. Originaly I was under the impression that every piece after the first initial piece granted a +5 on all Elemental Resists. In Theory this would give the set a grand total of +20. That however is incorrect. Here is the correct information after I tested it. Instead of just eye fucking it: 1 pc = +0 all Elemental Resists 2 pcs = +5 all Elemental Resists 3 pcs = +10 all Elemental Resists 4 pcs = +15 all Elemental Resists 5 pcs = +30 all Elemental Resists ..............Now that I got that out of the way. The next two items that I will be slaving away Allied Notes on will be a Bull Necklace and that Waltz Potency Ammo Item for my SAM/DNC. Campaigne Stories: (The SMN Erase Spell) ...............While doing a Campaigne in Jugner Forest[s] the other day I kept getting my DrainSpikes Over Written by someones Shiva Avator with Ice Spikes. This got real annoying really quick, because I was Tanking mobs as DRK/SAM and I heavily rely on juggling all my Job Abilities and Spells. To try and prevent this from happening again I moved to multiple different spots, fighting different Mobs. You would think that would have worked but.... F-A-I-L ...it was like the SMN was on /follow or someth'n... ...so everytime I casted DrainSpikes .... ~BAM ...it got changed to Ice Spikes a second later. I actually do believe this was unintentional but maybe SE should change the Game Mechanics on this. Campaigne Stories: (Fairy GodMother) ................Another time EternalPain and I were Campaigning and I pulled an Orc. Well, I say 1 Orc but it split into two. Ooops thought it was 1 Mob. Well anyway while EternalPain was Nuking away..... he left me to hang as my HP was dropping into the red. Luckily there was a Pixie floating near by. I managed to suck off like 5 or 6 Cure IV's/V's in a row by running in and out of the Pixie's range everytime I needed a Cure. We ended up killing both Orcs easily while laughing our ass's off. Gotta love them Pixies! Campaigne Stories: (HP PingPong) .................Then last night. I was fighting DeathLord Rojgnoj and I had DreadSpikes up. At that moment DeathLord used his DRK 2-Hour BloodWeapon and hit me for 843 Damage and from that he gained 843 HP back. In return my DrainSpikes stole back 776 HP from that. It was like we were playing HP PingPong. It was so cool I had to go back to reread my Chat Log to double check that thats exactly what happened. Mini-Expansions: ..............I helped Calix do one of the Shantollo Missions and netted myself a level-60 Bomb Key and what did it get me? a Steel Ignot.... >< F-A-I-L ! Salvage: .............While doing some Boss runs for EternalPain's and Psi's new 35s I got a Tsukikazu Jinpachi (Lvl-25) and a Tsukikazu Togi (Lvl-25). This leaves me with only 3 items left to Lot. After that there's nothing else in Salvage I could use. These items of coarse are all Usu: Head-35 Body-35 Body-15 This doesn't mean that I won't be doing to Salvage anymore. I will infact be doing Salvage with RemnantBrave untill the Game ends. Besides that just means I need to get RNG to 75 for Skadi alot faster (already have 3 Levl-25 Pcs). LMAO! Merits: .............I now have capped Angon and RageDragon asked me what the Cap'd Duration was. I tested it. It lasts 90 Seconds Fully Merited. Thats 30 Secs for the 1st Initial Merit and an Extra 15 Secs for every Merit after that. .............Only 47 Merits left to go and then I will be Completely Merit Capped on all 4 of my 75 Jobs! Next on the choping block: Super Jump High Jump Deep Breathing Picture Time: ..............and now for your viewing pleasure.... ................Thats it for today and as always.... see ya online! ~BAM

D.M.G.

Einherjar: ............Well another E-Body-less Valgrind Run....Yet somehow I still managed to snag an E-Legs Abjuration and a Valhalla Helm. Valhalla Helm: Def+40 HP+30 VIT+4 Damage Taken -5% Slow +5% The Valhalla Helm is cool and will be replacing my Iron Ram Helmet that I use for my WAR and DRKs D.amage M.itigation G.ear Macro Set. I still need an Iron Ram Body (eventually a Valhalla BreastPlate) and a 2nd Earring (not choosen yet) for my D.M.G. Macro Set. Currently at the moment I'm at 42,000/75,000 Allied Notes towards getting it and hopefully I will do enough Campaigne to have it by Sunday night. Dynamis: ..............We had a awesome Dynamis-Valkrum run Sunday netting me some War Relic Feet (4/6 on WAR now) and also the final Key Item that will grant me access to Dynamis-Tav. Mini-Expansions: ..............I tried to help Souel and a few other Obsiodian LinkShell Members on the final Mini-Expansion Moogle BC. We lost when all 3 BLM's got Stun'd on the last Minion Pop because the huge Moogle with the "Belly Button of Doom" moved at the last second. This enabled the Mini's to start casting without getting Sleep'd. Should have won that one but sometimes stuff just happens. I also did a few other Key Runs and snagged a few NMs in the process...... netting me a Tortuiose Shield for my Level-29 SCH and a Dryad Staff for SuperGirl's WHM. Salvage: .............Congrats to Eternalpain for finally geting those BLM Salvage 35 Legs to drop on Thursday! Now get back out to Halvung and /pick.. /pick... /pick! We are looking for a few new Members so if you are interested see Ravax or I. ................Thats it for today and as always see ya online! ~BAM

Of Blitz Rings and Y's Scythes.....

X-Knife BC: ............Last week a Y's Scythe finally dropped for our ENM Static and it went to me! We have been doing this run every Saturday for almost a year now and the only other 2 drops were X-Knifes. Then guess what. This week another one drops. Grats to Mav on the 2nd one! ............Algeron asked me what a Y's Scythe was. I basically told him it's when a Dark Staff and a generic Scythe copulate and they have a baby. ~Nuf Said Bub KS-99: ............I did a run with a Pick-Up Group the other day. I know. I know.... no need to say it..... ..... /shudder ......... /fear ............ /panic motion ....but the group went 4 out of 5 on the wins and my Orb netted me me about 400K. Like any large pick up group it didn't last and some people didn't get their chance to use their own Orb. I fiqured if we did lose on my Orb it was alot better then the -1 Space in my Mog House for the past 2 years. Blitz Ring: ............Can I have one? Can I weally???? Weally Weally??? After all it's why I selected the ACC+7 and Haste+3 Stats on my Blitz Pants. Theres been absolutely none in the AH since 11/23/09. I have been scanning Bazars every where. When suddenly I found one. A Player named Rails had it listed in his/her Bazaar for 800K + the 80K Tax. Fate would have it that as I waited for some of my shit to sell in the AH........he freak'n Logged Off. The very next morning I did a /sea all Rails and he was online. So I zoned into the other side of Whitegate when out of no where.... ~BAM .....BESEIGED! Son of a Bitch...... After Beseiged was over... .....he was Logged Off again. WTF!!!!!!!!!!! >< Einherjar: .............I am now the person with the most points! They are burn'n a hole in my Askar Legs pockets. Woooooooooooooooooot! This Saturdays run is like Odin #18 or somethi'n like that.....and I'm goin shop'n baby! I'm cross'n my fingers for an E-Body Drop! whether it does or not, it's still gonna new mean Gears for our Peeps! TeaBags: ..........................Believe it or not there are many types of TeaBags. Here are a few of my favorites. The Raising ...... Teabag The........Tele-to-the-Next-Floor..........Teabag The.......Surfer-Dude....................Teabag The......Dance'n-on-your-Corpse................Teabag The.............Million-Man-March....................Teabag (before Pic) Picture time: Thats it for today... see ya all online! ~BAM